Sunday, March 30, 2008

Monday, February 25, 2008

What Chairmen do

The Chairmen, or L'age d' Chaise

By Jean-Thomas Bedard for The National Film Board of Canada.

I had to bump Z.B. off the top of the page.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

A Public Service Announcement featuring a polpular Film and Television Star

Hello, I'm popular film and television star Zach Braff. I see you're on the Internet. It's a lot of fun, isn't it? You can talk to your friends and say whatever you want, right?

But even though you're sitting around in your underwear eating Spaghetti-o's right out of the can with spork you found on the floor, that doesn't mean that what you write is only visible to one or two people. In fact, thousands of strangers might be reading everything you write. Tens of thousands. Millions of people.

Would you show them your dirty underwear?


Because your privacy isn't private when you do it in public.

temple of wrong is not affiliated with Zach Braff Industries Inc.

The SHOCKING results of the second poll

The votes are in, and you aren't gonna believe it.


1 (8%)


5 (41%)

0 (0%)

A choice of dipping sauces

2 (16%)

B00BIES, duh.

4 (33%)

I cannot believe it! Beer got NO votes! Dipping sauces beat cats! And the winner, edging out boobies by one vote ....BACON!!!!

You clearly have great taste.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

The Awesome Power of Love!

Found at Target today by a mysterious fellow I will identify as Darth Danzig. Nothing I could possibly say can improve upon this.