Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Some people are simply better than you.

Do you doubt this? Yes?

Then clearly, you do not know of Roy Schildt, aka MR. AWESOME.

HIS NAME IS MR. AWESOME. He is the WORLD RECORD HOLDER for the game Missile Command. He was Playgirl's Real Man of the Year 1988!!! He once met Madonna Ciccone, the Famous Rock Star!!!! He will teach you how to pick up girls! And if you can't afford a sperm bank...HE WILL SEND YOU HIS SPERM! HIS AWESOME SPERM!!!!! HIS AWESOME SPERM WILL TEAR YOUR WOMB ASUNDER!!!!

Video may be TOO AWESOME for work.



Via fourfour, which is also AWESOME.

2 comments:

LuciDoll said...

Toooooo much awesome. I almost puked from the awesome overload.

b*tchwhowreckedyourlife said...

I warned you. It's almost more AWESOME! than a mere mortal can bear.